Terms of “employment”

Get a Job is a parody restaurant on the internet. It is not a real employer, the roles are not real jobs, and nothing here creates an employment relationship.

1. The roles

“Drive Through Window,” “Fry Cook” and “Cashier” are fictional titles. Being “hired” means you're added to the public crew directory and become eligible for discretionary token distributions. There are no duties, hours, supervisors or obligations.

2. Token payouts are not wages

Payouts are crypto tokens sent at the operator's sole discretion. They are not salary, wages, compensation for labor or a substitute for any legally required pay. Their amount, frequency and existence can change or stop at any time, including through pausing payroll or ending your “employment.” Scheduled paychecks are estimates. A payout only exists once it is confirmed on the Solana blockchain.

Tokens may have no value, may be volatile, and may be subject to taxes or rules where you live. You're responsible for understanding those. Nothing here is financial advice.

3. Your wallet

You just paste your public wallet address. We never ask for, and will never accept, your seed phrase or private keys. Anyone asking for them in our name is scamming you. Payouts go to the address you entered, so double-check it. Each address can belong to only one X handle. Transfers on a blockchain can't be reversed.

4. Your X handle

You apply by typing your X handle. We don't sign you in with X and never post, like, follow or DM on anyone's behalf. Only apply with your own handle: applications for someone else's account are rejected. Each handle can apply once.

5. Public directory

If hired, your X display name, username, profile picture and position appear publicly in “Our Employees.” Your wallet address is shown only if you opt in. Termination removes you from the active directory; payment records are kept for accounting.

6. Management discretion

Management may approve, reject, hire, pay, pause or terminate anyone at any time for any reason. Abuse, bots, multi-accounting or impersonation get you fired.